“Would everyone come into the drawing room, please? No, we’re not drawing, that’s just what the room is called.
Thank you all for coming. I have determined that the suspect is someone… in this room right now. Yes, yes, you’re right to be nervous. But before we arrest the person, let’s spend a few minutes recapping how I figured the whole thing out. No, you can’t leave early. It’s required by law that you listen.
The first person on the scene was you, Reciprocating Saw. Everyone noticed your four position orbital action and rechargeable battery packs. I, myself, took note of your pivoting foot plate. But what if, I wondered, that was just a red herring?
Then there was you, Cordless Circular. You made a point to show everyone your fashionable carrying case and two 18 volt rechargeable batteries. As though you wanted to distract people from your tungsten carbide tipped 24 tooth blade and spindle lock.
But let us not forget Cordless Jigsaw. With your tool free blade system, you certainly would have been able to change blades as you went from the kitchen to the dining room. And let’s not forget your 0 to 1800 spm variable speed, on wood, aluminum and steel.
Hmm? Oh, I don’t have an answer yet. I just was hoping we were also close enough that one of you would just confess. Jigsaw, remember when I bought you that soda? Recip, my man, I had your back in hoops, a’ight? C.C., you were always so fine, c’mon, it was you, right? Right? Anyone? Honestly, you people make it so hard to be a detective.
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